I want to walk on stilts...naked
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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