they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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