she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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