Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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