Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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