You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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