Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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