Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
So squirting runs in the family.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
