I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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