Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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