she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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