Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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