is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I want to be your penis for a week.
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