Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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