YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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