school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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