Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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