there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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