Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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