Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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