People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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