he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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