Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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