Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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