I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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