You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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