just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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