Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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