im drinking this country out of the recession.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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