I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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