i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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