dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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