Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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