i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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