when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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