I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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