You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
