I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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