Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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