WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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