let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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