C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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