I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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