When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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