so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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