talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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