You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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