Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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