bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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