the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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