the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
