how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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