But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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