the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I understand Curling. That high.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sorry my hands just texted you
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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