He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Randomize
