Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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