hell yes lets make some ravioli
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i will never coherently bang her
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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